Itanan Mo Ako

After dinner lastnight, I switched the TV on, turned the channel to 2nd Avenue and relaxed. That time, i've been thinking of getting a bottle or two of beer and just booz myself up.

Undecided, I just watched 'Top Chef' and see the contenders do their thing (the Chinese guy won the challenge).

Nagtext asawa ko.

He: " How are you? I'm on my way to work. I love you!"

Me: "I'm good but bored. Gusto ko magbeer".

He: "Bored? Gawan mo na lang ako love letter" (Write a love letter for me instead)

Me: "Love you!"

Haha. Thank you baby, now I have something to do. Ok! I decided to get my pen and a piece of paper to have this on draft. Wow! Classic!

I just feel so lucky that my loving babe never get tired to be so sweet even if I'm not in the mood.

Baby, here's a simple note for you.

Mr. Bottle,

Thank you.

(You make me complete.)

I Love You.

(There's no other way I wanted my life be at this time. I will still choose being with you.)

Let's grow old together.

(I eagerly responded to you when you sent me a message early today saying: "Itanan mo ako.")

Love,

Kurant Master

So that's it. I still had beer last night. I can't resist drunkness =)

This is us in Shang.

Mr. Bottle

Kurant Master (Me)

Yes. He Loves Me.

It was around 4pm, my bestfriend Leila woke me up to get something in my room. Unfortunately, I never get the chance to sleep again. Anyway, we're both awake and decided to phone KFC for a delightful meal. I had their famous bowl (take note, large) and a soda. She had fried Chicken and some salad. After eating and a long comparison of our Samsung Phones, I suddenly thought of my loving spouse Mr. Bottle.

I lit a smoke.
"Bakit ako minahal ng taong to? Napamura pa siya ng hindi ako nakapag text kanina." (why does he love me? He even cursed when I wasn't able to reply to his text message). Mr. Bottle did not curse me, it was the situation he's mad about.

He said: "Pucha naman tong buhay na to! Mahal na mahal kita eh." (Damn this life! I love you so much!)

My reaction was: whatta F!

***

Nagsindi pa ako ng isa pang yosi (yet another smoke for Kurant Master. Ding Ding Ding!). I can't believe that someone who's 10 yrs older than me just said that. Wow, ang sweet ng asawa ko (He's so sweet).

Remember when I said thet he left his ex-bf for 3 years for me? Yes he did. Well partly I mean. He said that he's not growing with him any longer and both of them were stuck in a situation where they really don't know where their lives will go. Naghahatakan sila (They're pulling each other down). Obviously, it was not a good sign for both of 'em. It's not healthy anymore.

Initially I didn't like the idea that I was one of the reasons why he left the guy. I believe in Karma kase. But Mr. Bottle proved me wrong. There's a lot of reasons for me to believe him and for me to love him.

***

Humiga ako sa kama ko, naka boxers lang. It's a scene he wants to see everytime he drops by to visit my place. Paikot ikot na parang baliw dahil alam kong darating ang asawa ko. Iniisip ko siya. Mahal niya ako, mahal ko siya.
I'm still thinking of my Babe.

When he arrived, he gave me yet again the sweetest hug and kiss. He grabbed me and went down on me. Yes, magaling siya sa rape scene. (he's good at rape scenes). No pene today. It's the first time I declined to go inside him. Demure ako today.

We hugged and talked to each other. I opened up the topic of him flying. Apparently, he's just waiting for his final interview for Emirates this January. There's no doubt that he'll get the post as a Flight Attendant as he has what it takes to be one. I suddenly felt sad, but composed. I know it's for his own good and he have always wanted to be an F.A.

He: "Baby, pagkasama kita ang lakas lakas ko". (Baby, I'm strong whenever I am with you)
Me: "Syempre love na love kita" (Ofcourse, i love you so much)
He: "I love you"
Me: "Hmpf, iiwan mo naman ako eh (Hmpf, you'll actually leave me)
He: "Para sa atin naman yon eh" (It's for us)

Wappack! It's actually a sweet conversation. "Parang my background song na chuvachuchu by Jolina". Am I in heaven? We are a match made in heaven (chessy and malibog)

Babe Mr. Bottle,

"Monogamous ako. That I can Promise. Also, we can't avoid people staring at my bulge and I know you know why and I promise I won't do anything bad with it. That guy in Gov, don't worry I'll just talk to him when there's freebies lang from Marlboro. I am just friendly. I promise to be your best GQ guy. I'll be your best fuck. Wag ka na seloso, I'm all yours. And please promise me that you are all mine.

Baby, pwede ba ako mag Embassy this saturday?" (Can I go to Embassy this Saturday?)

I Love you babe!

-KurantMaster

The Bad Effect Of My Bakals

Having these bakals (bakals as my own term for my braces) for almost a year now, I have to say that my pearly white teeth have improved. Really. Having this is really memorable because my ex-bf and I had to undergo these bakals at the same time. That same night was a Regal-Shocker-Moment for us as we literally gone wild fighting like lions. (naks, nostalgia. And Mr. Bottle, babe if you're reading this, it's just an entry to my blog okay? It has nothing to do with my love for you. I love you babe!)

Anyway going back, yup, my teeth have improved 10x but having bakals is a lot of pain.

1. mouth sores ( I hate it big time)
2. uneasy moments (specially when newly adjusted)
3. mis-pronounced words (like s to sh, b to v, plus over flowing saliva on the side. hassle pare!)
4. tinga everywhere (you would'nt want to go on a date with a spinach on one of the brackets)
5. eating corn on a cob, chicharon, and bulalo (badtrip)
6. kissing (damn!)

and of course... (drum roll)

7. sucking. (i admit it. let me tell you a story about it)

One steamy afternoon... a very very steamy afternoon... Mr. Bottle and I played with each other, like kids experimenting the human anatomy. When it was my turn to play with his 'you know' (ang labo haha), I accidentally scratched his cute birdie with my braces. So just imagine how painful it is for him? Good thing it was just a scratch and it didn't cause bleeding or anything but the thought that you've hurt someone you love while making love because of 'bakals' makes it really awkward for me.

Mr. Bottle said:
"ouch. babe, masakit" (babe that hurts)
All I could say was:
"Sorry Babe!" (with a peace sign with a sweet smile that could melt him)

Good thing we're both naturally malibog (horny lads), we still continued. Also, since I'm the one who goes inside him, he won't be using his wonderful birdie for any pene. (peace babe! i'll bring you flowers later)

I won't get into details ofcourse. You guys are old enough and gay enough just like my mom (sorry mom but you really are bading . i love you mom) to understand what happens during those steamy moments.

But, yes I admit it, I'm really not good in sucking so yeah it really is my fault. I'd rather fuck than suck (pucha KurantMaster how open could you get in writing your blogs haha).

So if you have braces, please be careful. You could go slow.

Disclaimer: guys I'm really not like this loco. This is just another face (like Ali Larter's role in Heroes).

Could you think of any circumstances where you or your partner's braces got caught up somewhere? I'd love to hear it.