Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Blog to be Blogged

My Bestfriend Leila emailed me yesterday to have her blog, blogged in my blog! hahah!

here it goes:

hoy!
Can you add this to your blog. Don't create an account for me, just add this! Di ko alam pano imanage yan (I dont know how to manage it) haha!

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well...
what's in a word???
hmmm......
to hell with the word "well"
If you would ask my BestfFriend, the infamous "kurantmaster" what's with the word "well" he'll probably say "balon"... hehe
la lang...

It's been 30 mins avail and my inkling feeling to go home is starting to show...
That's Why I kindly ask my BestFriend "kurantmaster" to add this blog of nothing - ness of mine..

yah! yah! yah! I know I'm such a loser since I can't access the net... due to the extent of my sup's peripheral vision.. hehehe

So to you my BestFriend " KURANTMASTER" pLS just add this to your blog...
advice of the day:

Make sure you wake up to dream for another day of happiness..

..life is such an ever-changing
stint of gamble...

..so do what you want and be prepared for its consequences...

And that's all folks..

to be continued nlng...
may istorbo eh.."welcome to chase....@#!$"

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My word on it, "well" Leila thanks for this "nothing-ness" of yours. It's so soulful, powerful and meaningful. But I really loved it. It's a bit of spice to my ever-interesting blog.

You are actually correct in saying "life is a gamble". For me, it's really how you play with it. It's actually you who could manage both your life and its destiny.

Anyway Leila, when you create your own blog, you can name it as the "jaigermeister queen". Coz you are! You really are!

Wow nostalgia.. Remeber that day when we usually go to the now-defunct El Cuento in Glorietta 4(where you can find Heaven n Eggs now). Pizza, beer and a shot of Jaiger! Miss it.

* I checked on google about El Cuento Restaurant and there is one in Zambales. However, the one there is a resort, bar and resto. I wonder if they're related =) Thanks Google!

Monday, November 24, 2008

I Won but We Lost!

On my previous blog entry, I mentioned about me and the loving Mr. Bottle's war for our Saturday's date.

Here it goes:

We were supposed to meet up at around 2pm. But I informed him that I haven't slept because I came from the previous night's shift. Since he's a natural good man (he's the good man and I am the boner hahaha), he let me rest for the mean time. Zzzz Zzzz...

He arrived in my pad at around 6pm, and woke me up with a sweet kiss (how could I resist Mr. Bottle's kiss? Tell me how to resist a kiss from a spouse who had a billboard along edsa, and have been a face of some phone cards. Those eyes, lips, and sweet touch, Irresistible).

I have a faithful, loving spouse but we're late for our date.

I won but we lost!

We arrived in Glorietta at around 7:30pm (good thing my pad's like a few blocks away from the ever famous Glorietta). We're now starving. Yes we're normal Pinoys and as you know if a couple or a group is hungry and wonders "where to eat?" the typical answer would always be "Ikaw, Kahit Saan" (anywhere). It's a never ending Question and Answer until someone decides. In this case, it was me who made the decision (punyeta I'm starving big time!).

I literally grabbed his hand and dragged him to Avenetto. Yes, the famous jampacked Avenetto. We didn't know what we really wanted to eat but the thought that we both are really hungry made us decide to order whatever we see first.

My white flag goes to Puttanesca Pizza and the wild card goes to Seafood-Nut Pesto. When the food was served our main goal was to eat like pigs and get out of it as we are catching the next movie. After a food race match we suddenly realized that what we had are both oil based. Not a good combo. Good thing I have a reliable Evil-Deadly-Stick (Marlboro Menthol) to wipe away that yucky oily sensation.

Mr. Bottle respects me as a man and follows my decision but we had a heart-clogging-near-to-death-experience-meal.

I won but we lost!

After the near-to-death-experience, we went straight ahead to G4 (Glorietta 4) to watch a movie. It was around 8:15pm and the next film would start at 8:30pm. And guess what the movie is? The Passengers (Anne Hathway! I Love you!). We're just right on time (good thing we ate like pigs). I was really excited 'coz first it is my idol who's playing the lead role, and second it's a suspense flick. While waiting for my turn to get tickets, I was looking at 'The Passengers' poster and to be honest it looked cheap. But I have high hopes on the movie despite the review it had from 'some' websites. My fingers were crossed. My toes too!

To cut the f*cking story short, the f*cking movie started and the f*cking movie ended just like 'that' (snapped my finger). I was shocked that the people were already leaving the big dark room and the next thing I knew, it's done. Over. I had high hopes my dear Anne! Yes you are very talented and you've shown how sexy you are on that f*cking movie but why did you f*cking accepted the f*cking role! It was dragging, boring and there were no suspense not even a bit! At all! It was melodramatic, non-sense and very predictable. I have to tone down now. My blood pressure's increasing. Yes, the critics are all correct! It was awful.

Despite the ugly movie, I still Love Anne Hathaway. We didn't enjoy the movie though.

I won but we lost!


After the uhmm, what movie was that again?, we decided to get boozed up. It was Saturday and Mr. Bottle wanted to drink alcohol. We went to the not-so-new-but-still-hip Temple Bar. While we were sitting, I lighted a smoke, checked the bar list, and ordered a bottle of my favorite wine. The attendant came back just to say: 'Sir, ubos na po eh, sparkling nalang meron'. (Sir, there's none left. We have Sparkling as an altrenative). No! So we just decided to leave Temple and went straight ahead to A.venue. We were checking on a cozy place in the area. 360 had a function, we are under dressed for Bureau, and too over dressed to stay at the Night Bazaar. So we just shopped around until we reached Attica Bar. And yes, I fell in loved with the bar the moment I saw it. It is so cozy that it instantly replaced Tiananmen in my heart. The music they play were like songs from Embassy and Cuisine, solid! Wow! And what made me love it so much is the alcopops they serve. They all go in macho size which serves 4-6. We had a Macho Frozen Margarita and shockingly, it is really macho! Why? Imagine a margarita glass, the tall one, 50x bigger. Its width is about the size of a big dinner plate just like of what's in Kitchen (the resto), and its length is like from foot to knee, inclusive of the stem of the glass ofcourse. I'm not kididng. And for just Php 800.00, it's not bad! And did I say it is really strong? Yes! It is strong. I am so inviting my bestfriend Leila in Attica one of these days. She'll love it there. Anyway, after that huge Margarita, we went off to Club Gov, it's just accross Attica. Good thing I have my guest list there so we just went straight ahead, grabbed a couple of beers and finnished our night drunk-dancing.

Mr. Bottle and I had a blast. We really enjoyed our saga. Ofcourse, we're both drunk, we played reyp reypan ( the Rape game ) back home.

We both won and finnished the game. Haha! Fool you!

Friday, November 21, 2008

Anne VS Spa

Where? What?

Mr. Bottle and I would be spending yet another weekend together. Yehey! It's actually something that I look forward to because it is when we can do what's needed to be done (Movie date, Dinner date, Laundry, Long fore plays, "too much things going in my mind I don't know what to write").

I'm planning to watch Anne Hathaway's flick 'Passenger', though I've read some comments that it's plain and awful. But still, I'll go drag Mr. Bottle (I'm Anne's big fan! I have a huge crush on her). However, Mr. Bottle have something in mind. He'd like us to go to a spa and get a relaxing massage. Yikes! I'm not a big fan of massage. My body's so sensitive to the slightest touch (either my dick goes up, or I die because of those fucking kiliti ). Footspa will do but those full body massage, I have yet to think of it.

I smell war babe. I'm challenging you!

I'll let you know what happened.

Cheers'

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Abaya Saved My Day

My day is not good. Firstly, Mr. Bottle and I had a slight argument. Why? I went out with my good officemates to have some booze, got home so drunk and all the while I thought he was at the office. 5 minutess after I landed my foot on my pad, someone was literally knocking like bang! bang! bang! Surprisingly, it was my beloved Mr. Bottle.

"Bakit andito ka? I thought may pasok ka?" (Why are you here? I thought You'll be working?)

"Pinauwi ako, they need staff at night" (I was asked to go home, they need people at night)

"Bakit ka laseng?" (Why are you drunk?)

Then I rebut, then he ask, I rebut, He ask.... never ending Q&A.

Since I am so tired and sleepy, after a quick shower, I jumped off to bed and rested my drunk body. Ofcourse, malibog as he can be, I was raped. Or should I say I raped him. Haha! The argument stopped. But still, there's one question he haven't answered. Why are you hiding your phone!!!!??? (you!!!!!)

I fell in to deep slumber, I woke up late and ofcourse.... I'm late for work (I'm a call boy!)! I was literally running in my pad to get this and that. I didn't even had enough time to put on my gorgeous tie. When I reached the office, I thought I'd still make it on time, but hell no! I was two minutes behind.

My day started so stressful and I needed a reliever.

Browsing thru the net, I saw Mark Abaya! Yey!

So here he goes, I'm now relaxed. He saved my day!



Ramon Marcelino "Marc" Abaya is one of the Philippine rock music scene's most prolific singers. He is the son of Manolo Abaya and Marilou Diaz-Abaya, two very significant people in Philippine Cinema.
He joined MTV Philippines in 2003 and became one of the VJs until the dissolution of MTV Philippines under the Music Source Inc on January 1, 2007. He was not re-hired by All Youth Channels Inc, the company that operates the new MTV Philippines. Marc had hosted a variety of shows, most notably "Rockola on MTV" and "Massive". His MTV career had also gained him more widespread recognition as a host.

*I would like to thank Wikipedia.com for Abaya's info.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

The Bad Effect Of My Bakals

Having these bakals (bakals as my own term for my braces) for almost a year now, I have to say that my pearly white teeth have improved. Really. Having this is really memorable because my ex-bf and I had to undergo these bakals at the same time. That same night was a Regal-Shocker-Moment for us as we literally gone wild fighting like lions. (naks, nostalgia. And Mr. Bottle, babe if you're reading this, it's just an entry to my blog okay? It has nothing to do with my love for you. I love you babe!)

Anyway going back, yup, my teeth have improved 10x but having bakals is a lot of pain.

1. mouth sores ( I hate it big time)
2. uneasy moments (specially when newly adjusted)
3. mis-pronounced words (like s to sh, b to v, plus over flowing saliva on the side. hassle pare!)
4. tinga everywhere (you would'nt want to go on a date with a spinach on one of the brackets)
5. eating corn on a cob, chicharon, and bulalo (badtrip)
6. kissing (damn!)

and of course... (drum roll)

7. sucking. (i admit it. let me tell you a story about it)

One steamy afternoon... a very very steamy afternoon... Mr. Bottle and I played with each other, like kids experimenting the human anatomy. When it was my turn to play with his 'you know' (ang labo haha), I accidentally scratched his cute birdie with my braces. So just imagine how painful it is for him? Good thing it was just a scratch and it didn't cause bleeding or anything but the thought that you've hurt someone you love while making love because of 'bakals' makes it really awkward for me.

Mr. Bottle said:
"ouch. babe, masakit" (babe that hurts)
All I could say was:
"Sorry Babe!" (with a peace sign with a sweet smile that could melt him)

Good thing we're both naturally malibog (horny lads), we still continued. Also, since I'm the one who goes inside him, he won't be using his wonderful birdie for any pene. (peace babe! i'll bring you flowers later)

I won't get into details ofcourse. You guys are old enough and gay enough just like my mom (sorry mom but you really are bading . i love you mom) to understand what happens during those steamy moments.

But, yes I admit it, I'm really not good in sucking so yeah it really is my fault. I'd rather fuck than suck (pucha KurantMaster how open could you get in writing your blogs haha).

So if you have braces, please be careful. You could go slow.

Disclaimer: guys I'm really not like this loco. This is just another face (like Ali Larter's role in Heroes).

Could you think of any circumstances where you or your partner's braces got caught up somewhere? I'd love to hear it.

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

And it starts now...

I've never been a better person until I met my Mr. Bottle. He was committed then, I was single.

It all started when I was hired in a not so nice company (apparently I thought it was okay to be part of a starting/struggling company, but it all turned out to be a disaster). Mr. Bottle spotted me, I spotted him. It so happen that he was a batchmate of my loving bestfriend, Leila.

Yes, as I said he was committed then. A three year commitment to a nice guy. As for me, I just came from a sudden break up. Mr. Bottle caught my eyes as he's somehow an epitome of a GQish guy (a GQ guy for me is someone who's really neat, fresh looking, knows-how-to-carry-his-self-guy).

To cut the story short, he then became my loving babe...


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2008 has been a good year for me. But I don't want to be left out not sharing the remaining experiences that I and Mr. Bottle have and would experience in the coming and remaining days of 2008.


I am the Kurant Master and your loving Mr. Brightside, and welcome to my world.